#1. My boyfriend made meat circle pizza and
left it in the oven for 5 hours. I’m no longer the bad cook of the family

#2. Perks of having red hair: Free cancer!

#3. Woke up this morning to 6 cops, a fire
truck, and an ambulance at my door because a passing car was concerned about
the one Halloween decoration I neglected to take down

#4. I mean, what are the odds

#5. Someone’s having a bad day

#6. What do you do in this situation

#7. Every single thing from the fridge is in
this car soup, it’s fine, I’m fine

#8. Draw the string

#9. Abraham Lincoln

#10. This was way cuter when I pictured it in
my head

#11. Thirsty

#12. S**t

#13. I paid $19 for 8 of these tiny ass wings
from a local BBQ joint

#14. My hairdresser made me look bad

#15. Hmmm

#16. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…

#17. DIY haircut

#18. Macarons from France

#19. Rough day on the course

#20. My friend got notice that his package
was delayed, then sent me this on his drive home saying “so that’s what
happened”

#21. When you want to impress the neighbors
with your modern solutions, but then become known as the guy who destroyed a
Jeep at the push of a button

#22. My friend’s child gave himself a haircut
for his upcoming school photo when she got home

#23. The customer claimed that none of the
four were hurt, but we can’t say the same about the vehicle

#24. So I bought this lovely heart-shaped
rear light for my bike

Post a Comment