#1. My boyfriend made meat circle pizza and
left it in the oven for 5 hours. I’m no longer the bad cook of the family
#2. Perks of having red hair: Free cancer!
#3. Woke up this morning to 6 cops, a fire
truck, and an ambulance at my door because a passing car was concerned about
the one Halloween decoration I neglected to take down
#4. I mean, what are the odds
#5. Someone’s having a bad day
#6. What do you do in this situation
#7. Every single thing from the fridge is in
this car soup, it’s fine, I’m fine
#8. Draw the string
#9. Abraham Lincoln
#10. This was way cuter when I pictured it in
my head
#11. Thirsty
#12. S**t
#13. I paid $19 for 8 of these tiny ass wings
from a local BBQ joint
#14. My hairdresser made me look bad
#15. Hmmm
#16. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…
#17. DIY haircut
#18. Macarons from France
#19. Rough day on the course
#20. My friend got notice that his package
was delayed, then sent me this on his drive home saying “so that’s what
happened”
#21. When you want to impress the neighbors
with your modern solutions, but then become known as the guy who destroyed a
Jeep at the push of a button
#22. My friend’s child gave himself a haircut
for his upcoming school photo when she got home
#23. The customer claimed that none of the
four were hurt, but we can’t say the same about the vehicle
#24. So I bought this lovely heart-shaped
rear light for my bike
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